Sadly, the days of grossly overweight barrels gracing the Premier League may be nearing an end, but I for one shall never forget…
Le Tissier you burly fool
Your belly’s off the hook
It’s crystal clear
When you are near
You must have quite a cook
Oh Andy Reid
You hefty steed
Your midriff is divine
And if I’m out
You lager lout
Your chubby arse is mine
Rooney poor Wayne Rooney
They say u look like Shrek
But in my eyes you’re gorgeous
I’d love to see your kecks
Your ball skills are frenetic
Your demeanour hardly meek
But if you weighed anymore
They’d call you flabby chic
Live on big guys, much respect.