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Sadly, the days of grossly overweight barrels gracing the Premier League may be nearing an end, but I for one shall never forget…





Le Tissier you burly fool

Your belly’s off the hook

It’s crystal clear

When you are near

You must have quite a cook


Oh Andy Reid

You hefty steed

Your midriff is divine

And if I’m out

You lager lout

Your chubby arse is mine



Rooney poor Wayne Rooney

They say u look like Shrek

But in my eyes you’re gorgeous

I’d love to see your kecks



Your ball skills are frenetic

Your demeanour hardly meek

But if you weighed anymore

They’d call you flabby chic


Live on big guys, much respect.


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