Saturday, September 06, 2025

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Yet more Looney Toons

Newcastle must have really rushed to announce Alan Shearer’s appointment before midnight last night, because otherwise everyone would have thought it was an April fool.

 

As it is the only fools are the Newcastle board and the Newcastle fans for thinking that a man with absolutely no managerial experience can pull them out of the mire.

 

This is a typical “heart over head” decision and it could, nay will, go tits up in the same way as Keegan’s recent return to the club. For anyone able to put head over heart for even a moment it’s obvious that the odds are stacked against Shearer succeeding.

 

 

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Looney Toon

As if Newcastle United weren’t making fools enough of themselves already by signing Kevin Nolan and sitting 18th in the Premiership, they’ve now decided to ban a reporter dubbed “Mr Newcastle” from St James’ Park.

According to Hold the Front Page Alan Oliver was banned for saying that Joe Kinnear suffered a health setback after undergoing heart bypass surgery last month.

As if that weren’t ridiculous enough it also transpires that Oliver had just days before received a lifetime achievement award for his coverage of the club over the past 30 years.

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Sex with a goat and other assorted tidbits

What’s wrong with a bit of trivia? Sure, it’s shallow, baseless knowledge. Sure, it’s often imparted by self-aggrandising people with a satisfied nod, as if to say ‘Aren’t I f**king smart’.

 

Well, some of them are smart. And some of it is interesting.

     

Capello pays little heed to 90Minutes

The 90Minutes team had their shot at picking an England team, but it appears Fabio Capello isn’t a regular reader. The England manager’s side was different to that put forward by every one of our writers.

 

Other than Matthew Upson replacing the injured Rio Ferdinand, Capello sent out what you can assume is his ideal starting line-up (see below) for the game against Ukraine on Wednesday. But with the misfortune of Emile Heskey, Carlton Cole and Peter Crouch getting injured, his plans may have to change.

 

 

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Like father, not quite like son

Watching Enzo Zidane pirouette his way through the Barcelona youth team, it’s difficult not to draw comparisons with his old man. And 5-year-old Daniel Maldini is clearly a chip off the old block as he demonstrates a perfectly timed sliding tackle on Clarence Seedorf.

 

However, not everyone is so lucky in the hereditary stakes. Some of the fruit of the greatest footballers’ loins have every right to feel somewhat shortchanged.

 

 

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